I saw her just the other day
but she wouldn't look my way
I think she looks tanner that ever
Impossible for mid-November
TAN IN A CAN
TANINACAN
Lying there in that aluminum tube
Orange skin, pigmented lotion tube
The friends you make, the ones I hate
Your body is baked, your tan is fake
Now you told your friends at school
said that you laid by the pool
Looking wrinkled, looking old
Maximum U.V. overload
TAN IN A CAN
TANINACAN
TAN IN A CAN
TANINACANWe didn't know no better, and they said it could be worse
Some people thought it was blessing
Other people think that it's a curse
It's a choice between fact and fiction
And the whole world has gone astray
That's why there's no religion, no religion, no religion here today
And there's no straight answers
Of what this thing called love is all about
Some say it's unconditional
Other people just remain in doubt
Well I cleaned up my diction, I had nothing left to say
Except there's no religion, no religion, no religion here today
And they ask what hate is
It's just the other side of love
Some people want to give their enemies
Everything they think that they deserve
Some say why don't you love your neighbours
Go ahead, turn the other cheek
But there's nobody on this planet that can ever be so meek
And I can't bleed for you
You have to do it your own way
And there's no religion, no religion, no religion here today
And they ask what hate is
It's just the other side of love
Some people want to give their enemies
Everything they think that they deserve
Some say why don't you love your neighbours
Go ahead, turn the other cheek
But have you ever met anybody who's ever been the meek
And it's so cruel to expect the saviour to save the day
And there's no religion, no religion, no religion here today
And there's no mystery, and there's nothing hidden
And there's no religion here today
And there's no religion, no religion, no religion here today